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Tragedy In the Maryland Hills , ,
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In the 1990s I was using female names from 70's rock songs as titles for
the large-scale installations. "Lucy," from Lucy in the Sky With
Diamonds by the Beatles, was acquired in 1995 by the University of Maryland
University College, a constituent institution of the University System of
Maryland. Originally part of group exhibition the year before, Lucy has had
an interesting life. In 2001 a devastating tornado swept across the area inflicting
considerable damage to surrounding buildings and causing two deaths. As luck
would have it, Lucy was in the center of the storm's path and as it passed
it distributed here precious pink and red parts a half a mile or so across
the U of M campus, her stately pine forest backdrop trashed in the mayhem.
Reconstructed a few months later on her grassy knoll, Lucy, "that little
red house" people
call it, has become a landmark and point of reference for travelers, visitors
and residents in the area.
The Fire Marshal . . .
It was a bright sunny day on
Stonestreet Avenue where my studio was located in the seventies and the tall
garage doors were open in most of the bays. I was doing a lot
of welding in those days and having the doors open helped
dissipate the fumes. A large metal screen was on my work
table. What made it interesting was the ceramic appearance
of the plates that made up its surface created by applying
bright colored enamel with heat, a process that created
a fair amount of—what we would today call "toxic emissions." As
luck would have it the fire marshal was making his rounds and there
I was with a can of spray paint in one hand and a welding torch
in the other as clouds of black smoke curled up and out the
door. The guy just about had a heart attack but we talked a
while and I got off with a warning and had to put up some signs
about where the exits were.
A Curious Site . . .
I spent two days installing a large outdoor sculpture and
after taking a few snapshots, decided to come back the next
day to take some better photos. When I arrived and stepped
out of the car it was apparent that something was not as it
had been the day before. The scene hung heavy and had an odd
air about it. At my feet, surrounding my new creation glistening
red in the bright sun and extending over the horizon as far
as the eye could see, a thick layer of soft brown sludge glistened
it own colors of gray and brown for miles around. It took over
a month for where ever it is that stuff like that goes, presumably
into the ground, and maybe the grass was greener
when I was finally able to come back and get my photos but
as the saying goes, you couldn't prove it by me.
A Dubious Job Offer . . .
I had just gotten into the art biz but had a
regular job with a research firm in Arlington, Virginia. One day I related
this story to the firm's president who later did a great job of retelling
it to Reader's Digest. It was published in 1967:
An artist friend was installing a sculpture of old exhaust pipes on the wall of a new office building. The electrical contractor, who was finishing up his job, showed puzzled interest. "Did they pay you for that?" he asked. "Sure," replied my friend. "Really?" said the contractor starting to walk away. But then he turned and asked, "You want a job?" My friend hesitated. "I mean it," the contractor went on, "If you can sell that, I want you working for me!"Sculpture: 10 Cents a Pound . . .